There are Four Kinds of People

Listed in the order of their numbers, the most first, they are:

"All The Others", then "Human Beings", then "Rat Bastards", and then "Angels. That is four.

All The Others:

All The Others are those who are somewhere between "angel and/or rat bastard" and "human being".

All The Others are those still struggling with the angel and rat bastard in all of us.

Generally, they are more rat bastard than angel because the angel seems to be a weakness in their eyes.

Until they embrace the angel - they remain an "other".

"Others sit on your couch with their shoes on, eat all of your good food, watch stupid shows, smile stupidly when they flatuate in public, and cough without covering their mouths."

Human Beings:

Human beings are those people who have activated their soul. They have realized that they are part angel, rat bastard and The Other. If they are more angel than rat bastard most of the time then they are satisfied.

The angel in us gives us our soul.

"Human Beings enter a room and turn on the light."

The Human Beings Serenity Prayer:

 "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

Rat Bastards:

Rat Bastards are rat bastards.

"A Rat Bastard goes to a blind man's house just to rearrange the furniture".

The Rat Bastards Serenity Prayer:

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work; 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 40% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember - When I am having a real bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off - that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!"

Angels:

Angels are the pure of heart among us.

They are the ones who light up a room when they enter and their hugs are safe and secure. Men and women can be angels.

There may not truly be less Angels than there are Rat Bastards, but Rat Bastards are more readily seen. Angels do their love in private.

"When an Angel enters a room it lights up spontaneously.

They are polite and neat and respect your space.

They are unobtrusive and a pleasure to have with you.

They protect your things and respect you and your life style."